Traify The Crab & Acai Berry Wheat

This past week, Elianna and I passed a significant milestone in our relationship – we’ve managed to keep our house plant alive for more than a week.  This is a big accomplishment for us – neither of us are gifted with a green thumb, and growing our own hops is out of the question. This is because of  lack of ability, as well as lacking any soil in our San Francisco apartment.  To celebrate our newfound abilities to raise living creatures, we got a pet. He’s named Traify.

 

Traify, The Crab 

Isn’t he adorable?  He’s super friendly, and we’ve been trying to teach him tricks.  We tried to feed him, but it turns out, Traify doesn’t much like Caesar salads. 

 

Salad & Crab 

 

(Aside: Does a Caesar salad by definition contain anchovies?  I vote no, since there are anchovies in Worchshire sauce, a key ingredient. Eli, and the rest of the civilized world, seem to disagree.  Do I have any defenders out there?) 

Traify is quite the diva, and insisted on professional lighting for this photoshoot.  <Shameless Plug> Thankfully, we were able to accommodate that thanks to some help from Lightspeed LA, your best source for set and event lighting in LA. </Shameless Plug> Thanks Avi!

 

Lighting Rig 

 

As you can see in the above photo, we had prepared a nice place for Traify to sleep, in a pot of salted boiling water.  Sadly, our inexperience in raising pets really showed *sniffle* Traify didn’t make it. 

 

His new home

 Steaming Crab Steaming Crab 

Crab 

 

I cleaned and prepared Traify to be eaten over newspaper (as is the traditional burial in his culture,) and poured a beer that might pair well with his subtlety sweet meat.  I settled on a Eel River Brewing Acai Berry Wheat. 

 Acai Berry Wheat Ale 

 

People seem to have very strong feelings about fruit beers. I’m not including sour Lambic style beer in this discussion – rather, fruit beer with traditional yeast fermentations, like Apricot Ales or the Longshot Cranberry Wit. In this case, Eel river has used a gentle touch to balance this drink.  The fruit character is plainly evident, the the beer is more dry than sweet, and the wheat character shows through in the background.  It’s not  my favorite beer in the world, but I certainly had no trouble finishing a pint, and Elianna wants to know when I’ll get more.

 

sustainabrew

 

It also happens to be a “Certified Organic”  beer, which is especially impressive given the inclusion of the fruit. It also provides me a great opportunity to plug a new entry into the beer blogging world: Sustainabrew.com.  Sustainabrew’s author Jason Sahler has created a website dedicated to craft beers that are green (as in environmentally sound – not in green bottles or too young to serve!)  I particularly like his tasting notes, which in addition to providing detailed flavor profiles, also provide the context of where the beer was enjoyed and how it was served.  All of this is illustrated with some stellar beer photography.

Back to dinner, and Traify, who by now, wasn’t fairing nearly as well as our houseplant. He was however, delicious.  We served Traify alongside of melted butter, and a caper-creme fresh sauce Eli put together.  He would have wanted it that way. 

 

Crab & Beer  

 

 

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6 Responses to “Traify The Crab & Acai Berry Wheat”

  1. Andy Says:

    I found Acai Wheat to taste exactly like Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries. It was quite strange, really.

  2. Jason Says:

    Thanks for the shout out, just trying to spread the love of craft beer. I just wish it didn’t have to come at such a sad time. Sniff, sniff… poor Traify.

  3. Mario (Brewed For Thought) Says:

    Jesse: *sobbing* “Oh…..Traify….” *chomp* “Oh, man…that’s good…pass the butter….”

    Eli: “Uh, Jesse, are you gonna eat that whole thing yourself?”

    Jesse: *crack* “Traify would want it this way…”

  4. Dad Says:

    I feel a sense of responsibility for your dysfunctional relationship with pets. It probably all started when I killed your gerbil before your eyes (after he sunk his incisors into your baby brother’s fingers). Then there was the iguana massacre and, let’s not forget Spike the iguana who, like Traify, died an untimely death.
    Love, Dad

  5. Brian Yaeger Says:

    I keep thinking my amusement at the name Traify will wane. It hasn’t. If you ever get another such “pet,” might I recommend Trey Fanastacio? (goes great with jam)

  6. erik_ellestad Says:

    Wow, that’s some serious lighting.

    Funny post, too.

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